Bagman,
1. Have you ever been influenced by a work of art – music, painting, book – and if so, how?
Mark: My grandfather was an artist and watching his discipline and his vision come to life through his brushes and palette set standards which have challenged me ever since in everything I’ve done.
Bagman: Jackson Pollack and Picasso’s erotic etchings. Oh yes, and I enjoyed reading Lady Chatterley’s Lover by flashlight when I was 13.
2. If you were a chocolate bar, what type would you be?
Mark: M&M’s, multi-colored, crunchy on the outside, sweet on the inside with a nut in the middle.
Bagman: Warm fudge sauce dripped all over your delicious (deleted deleted deleted)
3. I'm not sure I really should have asked this, but what is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?
Mark: A sense of humor and well-written marriage vows.
Bagman: The fact that I’d much rather give pleasure than get pleasure, that I like to take my time, that I’m gentle, and – don’t you dare delete this,
Butler: Why would I delete that?
Bagman: everywhere.
Pause followed by crashing sounds over and doors slamming. Emergency phone calls being made to the League of Decency. Sirens coming from a distance.
4. I’m now afraid to ask, but what, in your opinion, is your greatest accomplishment?
Mark: Admitting I was powerless over my drinking and letting the incredible people of Alcoholics Anonymous show me how to live a sober life.
Bagman: Staying alive despite constant and depressing lectures from
5. How many friends do you have on your Facebook account?
Mark,
And thank you, Jo, for interviewing us. Jo? Jo? Are you still there? I guess she must have clicked off to another blog and blocked us after the hot fudge sauce comment. Oh well.
This ia without a doubt the way to start the day......with laughter! Great job dude.....how you do keep everyone straight (bad choice of words perhaps).
ReplyDeleteLady Chatterley's Lover by flashlight...I almost fell off my chair laughing at that one!!
Tell Bagman that I too snack on celery and sticks (okay, maybe not...I eat anything not nailed to the floor - except for snails, beets and liver. And grasshopper's or any bugs..or...)
You still there dude????
See ya tomorrow at the "Friday Shoot-Out" and
Steady On
Reggie Girl
I think you should lock Bagman up in the shed again. I will send him some chicken bones to eat.
ReplyDeleteI think celery dipped in warm fudge sounds interesting. Crunchy, sweet, and nutritious.
"I thik jehtow hkh iud .....Bagmaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Heeelppppppp."
Looks like Dorothea is headed to the shed again.
B&B...You guys are the best! What an amazing interview! Great questions, Jo! Nicely done!
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I am shamelessly in love with my Baggy.
ReplyDeleteOh, this was to good this morning!
ReplyDeleteSee ya tomorrow.
Ok, I think you've given me an excuse not to post today. There's no way anything I can think of can compete with your hilarious post.
ReplyDeleteAgree with the above. Especially Meri. Plus need to cut the grass, call the mortgage company, get an appointment for a physical, do my laundry, arrange my tutoring notes, do some tutoring. And most of all, take a nap.
ReplyDeleteYou need to publish a book of your interviews. Put Bagman's on specially colored pages for those whole shodesty is easily mocked.
I enjoyed getting to know all three of you better, and I cna certainly understand you reluctance to let Bagman take over!
ReplyDeleteThere are three of you - My word, the possibilities!
ReplyDeleteAnd may I eat the hot fudge sauce, please Sirs?!
Fabulous interview, great questions and sublime answers!
You can stalk me any old time BB. I see I have competition though......grrrr
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PS I left you a something at my place :)
ReplyDeleteNow I'm making myselves blush.
ReplyDeleteGreat interview, Mark and B&B!
ReplyDeleteYou manipulated the characters well! I especially love Bagman's attitude LOL.