Memo from Bagman:
I can’t believe the new photograph you posted for your profile picture! I’m shocked and disgusted at the bias it shows! How dare you put the far more interesting one of me in the background and fill up most of the frame with that holier-than-thou image of
Bagman, my dearest, oldest friend,
I sincerely regret any hurt I may have caused you. I have never thought of you as Satan and have always known your heart was pure even if a bit unconstrained. And I agree with you that your image is more interesting. If you remember, it was taken almost 40 years ago and we were all more interesting then.
However, despite the fact that you seem to have more fans, I have to stand up for
Look closely. If you remember, that little gold eye patch in the photograph was the top of a wine bottle. You may not want to believe it but normal social drinkers don’t wear wine bottle caps as eye patches. If it hadn’t been for
The fact that
I know he is pompous and self-righteous. But please cut him some slack.
Memo #2 from Bagman
Nice speech, Boss. Did