With Bagman and
Door Poem #2
You can see this one coming
unless you’ve never watched
The Three Stooges
but if I don’t take your door
too seriously, I might just play
anyway, stepping back ten paces
and running at full speed
like some gung-ho cop even if
wood is harder than collarbone
but you and I both know
at the last minute
you’ll jerk open the door
and I’ll go flying through
with a loud “Yahoo!” and crash.
So instead I’ll stop – surprise –
at the last second grinning.
And of course you won’t open the door.
In fact, you might not even be home
leaving me standing
with that look you know so well.
Oh old poems are so much better than young poems are they not? Too funny and clever. Yep its addictive, a right illness, lol
ReplyDeleteA classic, classic. Oh! Once again, the visuals he,he.
ReplyDeleteB&B......are you trying to turn me into a big ole softie???
ReplyDeleteLove the poem :)
Steady On
Reggie Girl
Not just an old poem - a rather splendid, delightfully humerous. one!
ReplyDeleteThanks to all...Sorry if I confuse folks but just changed my picture as well. The mantis was tiring and this was a candid I got of both Bagman and Butler together.
ReplyDeleteI know ALL about Blogger's Compulsion! Here I've been up for, oh say, 20 minutes and just after I get my first cup of coffee I'm checking my Blog to see who visited... even before checking email. Guess I like all you guys out there!
ReplyDeleteAs a blogger of all of 2-weeks, I've already discovered the compulsion that draws you to the computer every...oh, 20 minutes! Loved the poem--effective blend of humor and melancholy.
ReplyDeleteWood is harder than headbone, too. Been there, done that.
ReplyDeleteWish I could do the poetry thingy. Good one.
This was cute! Funny, we were just talking about a Three Stooges espisode last night. We soitenly were.
ReplyDeleteI think, somewhere in there, I caught a glimpse of the meaning of life.
ReplyDeleteOr was that just the shine on Curly's head?
Nyuk nyuk nyuk,
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