Bagman pumped his fist and leered.
The crowd could also see the shreds of weather-stripping that had been torn from the garage doors by the three dogs.
Stepping up to Bagman who was now dancing around like a winning prizefighter, the news reporter asked: “It’s good to see you back again. How has it been in there?”
BAGMAN: “And we got them a car! And Brian hugged us!”
BAGMAN: “We managed to muscle their sleeper sofa up the stairs and over the banister…Brian and me! Sweating together! Father and son!”
BAGMAN: “They are moving in with our sister-in-law!”
BAGMAN: “He started work yesterday!!!”
BAGMAN: “A virtual automotive Disney World!”
Outside, behind him, he heard the crowd suddenly make a loud roar. What was Bagman doing now.