I can get my own potato chips.
"HEY! CONNER! LOOK OVER THERE!!!"
What? Where? I don't see anything.
Wait a doggone minute! There were 9 chips in here a minute ago!
I wonder if Diggy took some...thinks he's so sneaky
lying on the ground behind the chair with that camera.
I don't care.
Potato chips make me thirsty.
Don't bother, Diggy, I can get it.
BAGMAN: "Yeah yeah...cute pictures and all. But who is this Diggy character?"
BUTLER: "You don't pay close attention, do you, Mr. B? That's just his grandfather name."
BAGMAN: "Why does he need a grandfather name? What's wrong with Gramps?"
BUTLER: "Nothing. But. Well, (sputter sputter) names are names. They just happen."
BAGMAN: "No they don't!! Names require thought! They are important parts of who we are!"
BUTLER (thinking): "You may be right. I do kind of like the name 'Butler'."
BAGMAN: "My vote was to call you "Pain in the &$$."
BUTLER: "You didn't have a vote!"
BAGMAN: "Did too! I'm older than you, remember?"
BUTLER: "Well, (sputter sputter) I'm glad he had the final say on my name."
BUTLER: "Diggy. I mean Mark. Oh heck, let's have a potato chip if they're not all gone."