Maybe if I get a chance later in the morning, I will paint some stripes on it and make it more zebra like.
Time passes -- it is now later in the morning.
I zebra'ed it up a bit.
But now I feel: (A) Really trite and hokey
(B) Guilty for taking liberties with somebody's public art work
(C) Guilty for taking liberties with zebras
(D) Mostly A