Almost a tweet or a twitter...although if I start out like this is will be a typical boomer epic. We boomers do like to write. I wonder if Dickens was a boomer? Where was I.
BUTLER: "You were going to speed it up. I doubt you can."
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Okay...how's this --
Gotta paint the hall, do taxes, Conner just went back to parents, Karen got a new computer, my Facebook was hacked and I'm trying to delete it, and I'm generally irritable. That should cover it.
BUTLER: "I must admit that I didn't think it was possible for you to be brief."
Well, let me explain. You see....blah blah blah (and this is where Butler pulled the plug).